What is TobacCo.?
TobacCo. is Eternus' main producer and manufacturer of tobacco and tobacco-related products and the main importer of tobacco in the Xandertopian Empire! We also happens to be a subsidiary of Cog Conglomerate.
What is the quality of TobacCo.'s tobacco?
Any quality! We have some cheap tobacco for the little fix and we have super-top-quality tobacco for the emperors and empresses!
To help our customers to identify the quality; we have set ranks to our every product!
A list of the ranks from cheapest to best:
-Quick-Fix - For the quick fix!
-Standard - Standard quality!
-Excellent - Excellent quality!
-Superior - Superior quality!
-Cosmaxio - There wasn't even a word for how great the quality was, so we made our own! It means "Universally Worthy" and it's only for the best of the best of seeds in existence!
Nice! What are your products?
We're glad that you asked! Here's a list:
-Snus - The moistest type!
-Rub - The moist type!
-Chew - For the chewer!
-Naswar - Another moist type!
-Snuff - For the sniffer!
-Makla - The strong kind of moist stuff!
-Cigars - Both parejo and figurados! (Though we recommend the perfecto!)
-Cigarettes - It's like a cigar, just smaller and cheaper!
-Pipe Tobacco - Tobacco that is used for pipes!
We hope that this information helped you to determine our quality! May you have a great smoking session!